Amusing Game Quotes, Part 19

[caraig]

Your Mission:
Find the proprietor of the local curio/occult shop. He's been abducted by a local gang called the Trolls. He has a lot of strange stuff in his shop, and the stories he tells are even stranger....

After some searching, you finally find him in the clutches of his captors:

Clive Loveking: "Few can truly understand the preternatural horrors that exist beyond time and space."
Trollkin Buckshot: "Shut up! I can't take this anymore!"
Caliban: "If I just don't listen, the words can't hurt me."
Clive Loveking: "Alien realms of unnatural geometries ruled by unknown beings."
Caliban: "That's it."
Clive Loveking: "Let me tell you the tale of Arthur Jeremyn and the strange puzzle-box he discovered in an unused hotel one winter..."
Caliban: "Just don't listen. JUST DON'T LISTEN!"
Clive Loveking: "Oh, hello there, friend."
Trollkin Buckshot: "You! You take him! I can't handle it anymore!"
Caliban: "A Hero! Oh, sweet oblivion!"

After the fight:
Clive Loveking: "The 'crazy-creepy guy' act keeps me safer in this city than any lock or security system. Let's get out of here."

From: City of Heroes

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[ahicks.livejournal.com]

Every now and then, it's moments like this that make me want to re-activate my CoH account.