Amusing Game Quotes, Pt. 6

[caraig]

"That's why people PAY us mercenaries to do bad things. People are good for free. They pay us to be bad."
"So what you're saying is, we're evil."
"As long as we're on the clock... yes."
"Oh, that's okay, then."

Comments

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

Here's one for you:

"It's disgusting the way some of these guys treat their guns. Compensating for something. I don't sleep with my M-16."
"Oh, uh... no?"
"Of course not! Some of these guys even have namesfor their guns."
"Y-you mean... uh... you don't?"
"...."
"..wh-what?"
"Oh, not you too."
"..."
"Well, come on, let's hear it."
"I, uh... I call it Dick Justice."
"...I rest my case."

[ahicks.livejournal.com]

"I am Anzanti Zhug, leader of Zhugs, very powerful, very skilled hunters. It would be very smart of you to tell me where the criminal Jedi has gone. And do speak very quick, my patience is very low."

"Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'."

"I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters."

"Ah. Well, that would explain it. Which one do you want?"

"I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance."

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

"Just a simple droid, ma'am. Nothing to see here. Move along."

[caraig.livejournal.com]

Bao-Dur is a great character -- soft-spoken, and yet so very take-no-prisoners. ^^