Fear My Dark Side Powers

[caraig]

I say again, fear my Dark Side powers, puny Jedi!

I have just managed to BURN microwave pizza. Yes, you read that right. BURN. MICROWAVE. PIZZA.

Ability like this is what will let the Sith take over the Galaxy. Cower!

And if you really must know, I put a pizza in a baking sleeve into the microwave, and instead of setting the timer for 2:30, I set it to 23:00. Accidentally. I got to it when I wondered where my lunch was and what that burning smell was, at about 17:15. Stop laughing at me, or your next lunch will be cooked by me, Darth Nukus. And I will show your nibbles no mercy!

Comments

[melskunk.livejournal.com]

Aww, it's okay. I have a friend who can't make anything. About the best they've managed is "cookie" out of a large package of cookie dough (no, the recommended spacing is not a joke, they really DO need to be over 1 inch appart)

[caraig.livejournal.com]

At the same time, I DO go for huge cookies... okay, maybe not cookie-sheet-sized cookies, but a big cookie to nibble on for a while is a good thing.... ^^