Dude...

Julia Child was an OSS agent.

JULIA.

CHILD.

Awesome.

I'm getting a serious 'Unknown Armies' vibe from this. =) It reminds me of Tom Smith's 'Illuminati Polka:'

The Media say "Everything is awful but it's okay",
It turns out that Fox Mulder is really Keyser Soze,
[...]
The entertainment industry just got the Atom Bomb,
Dick Cheney and Al Qaeda run Enron with your mom (dot com!)
Your DNA's on CD-R, so heads up, P.D.Q.,
You may not have a hope in hell, but at least you've got a clue!