Computer Angst

So my computer no finally works after reinstalling windows. Except now the AGP graphics card is stuck in PCI mode. I have set the AGP Aperture to about 1/2 the card memory (that's as high as it goes), I have checked BIOS to make sure that the graphics card mode is set to AGP and not PCI, I have updated the chipset AGP drivers, I have installed the latest nVidia drivers for my card.

Can anyone give any other suggestions?

Amusing Game Quotes, Part 9

Guard: "I'm SO glad you showed up! Mama's makin' spaghetti tonight and I'm STARVING! I'm gonna have three, no, FOUR plates full!"
Sly: "Sounds like you really like her cooking."
Guard: "I want to be BURIED in mama's sauce!"
(Guard goes away.)
Bentley: "So, that guard give you any trouble?"
Sly: "Said he... wanted to be buried in his mother's pasta sauce."
Bentley: "Yeah... uh... so, yeah, that's... strange."

(Later...) Sly: "I don't want to distract you from what you're doing, or anything, but I don't think I've ever had pasta sauce that was so good that I wanted to be buried in it. I mean, it just sounds so extreme. What kind of sauce would make someone want that? Are we missing out on a whole universe of flavor of some kind?"