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Darth Nukus Strikes Back
Sep. 5th, 2005 02:14 pmFoolish Jedi! Did you truly think that a Domino's Pizza could, in any way, shape, form, or concept, be considered an actual pizza?! Apparently Master Yoda has taught you... poorly.
You think it was truly a pizza, then? Well, my young friend, you are sadly mistaken! The edge which had at least three inches of BARE DOUGH was not obvious enough? Or perhaps you truly thought that what you were eating was cheese? That was not cheese! I don't know what misbegotten alchemy created that -- perhaps the same alchemy which creates Velveeta, The Cheese That May Eternal Lie, And Which With Strange Eons Even Death May Die -- but it was certainly not "cheese." I doubt it even came within five parsecs of Ord Wisconsin. I find your lack of real cheese disturbing. And the meat? Was that meat, or simply... something else? Darth Nukus HIMSELF dreads considering what it might have been. Coming from a Sith, foolish Jedi, that should tell you something. DESPAIR!
Cower! Jedi, cower, for Darth Nukus is turning the dread power of Sith wisdom to creating a culinary alchemy the likes of which the Republic -- er, Domino's, has never seen! This Death Pizza shall become the ultimate power in the universe, and admirals who are about to get their larynxes crushed will recommend that we use it. And it will cost less than the $15 he shelled out for that Domino's atrocity.
Darth Nukus is also wise enough to confer with those who might have better experience with this sort of thing. So, any recommendations for making a pizza-like meal from essentially scratch for about $10? My goal is to basically make a 'steak pizza' that costs less than that abomination Domino's makes. Basically it was a disk of dough, steak strips and mushrooms and... some kind of cheese, I'm really not sure what kind. But it was hideous. I'm thinking of starting with a Boubouli, laying a bed of light tomato sauce, mozzarella, ricotta, and asagio (there's this great shredded cheese which is asagio and sun-dried tomatoes, I might try that) and then putting on some fresh mushrooms and some kind of diced, cooked steak. Mind you, the only steak that's coming to mind right now is Tysen's, which barely counts as protein, let alone "meat." So if anyone has any suggestions as to how to go about this, or things I might want to do different, please let me know?
I promise to have Darth Nukus not blow up your planet. Your moon, however....
And yes, that Domino's pizza was truly vile. There was no other place delivering last night, though. Even so, I should've known better. Now I have the personality of a crazy Sith trying to annihilate Domino's Pizza out of vengeance. Ah, well.
You think it was truly a pizza, then? Well, my young friend, you are sadly mistaken! The edge which had at least three inches of BARE DOUGH was not obvious enough? Or perhaps you truly thought that what you were eating was cheese? That was not cheese! I don't know what misbegotten alchemy created that -- perhaps the same alchemy which creates Velveeta, The Cheese That May Eternal Lie, And Which With Strange Eons Even Death May Die -- but it was certainly not "cheese." I doubt it even came within five parsecs of Ord Wisconsin. I find your lack of real cheese disturbing. And the meat? Was that meat, or simply... something else? Darth Nukus HIMSELF dreads considering what it might have been. Coming from a Sith, foolish Jedi, that should tell you something. DESPAIR!
Cower! Jedi, cower, for Darth Nukus is turning the dread power of Sith wisdom to creating a culinary alchemy the likes of which the Republic -- er, Domino's, has never seen! This Death Pizza shall become the ultimate power in the universe, and admirals who are about to get their larynxes crushed will recommend that we use it. And it will cost less than the $15 he shelled out for that Domino's atrocity.
Darth Nukus is also wise enough to confer with those who might have better experience with this sort of thing. So, any recommendations for making a pizza-like meal from essentially scratch for about $10? My goal is to basically make a 'steak pizza' that costs less than that abomination Domino's makes. Basically it was a disk of dough, steak strips and mushrooms and... some kind of cheese, I'm really not sure what kind. But it was hideous. I'm thinking of starting with a Boubouli, laying a bed of light tomato sauce, mozzarella, ricotta, and asagio (there's this great shredded cheese which is asagio and sun-dried tomatoes, I might try that) and then putting on some fresh mushrooms and some kind of diced, cooked steak. Mind you, the only steak that's coming to mind right now is Tysen's, which barely counts as protein, let alone "meat." So if anyone has any suggestions as to how to go about this, or things I might want to do different, please let me know?
I promise to have Darth Nukus not blow up your planet. Your moon, however....
And yes, that Domino's pizza was truly vile. There was no other place delivering last night, though. Even so, I should've known better. Now I have the personality of a crazy Sith trying to annihilate Domino's Pizza out of vengeance. Ah, well.
