Amusing Game Quotes, Pt. 25

[caraig]

"Enjoy it, Joker. If we don't have a choice, we might as well let them pamper us."
"Could I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is the best 'YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!' choice, ever."
"This is technically a civilian ship. I should be glad that you're still wearing pants."

Source: Sheperd and Joker, Mass Effect 2

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[sodon.livejournal.com]

"So the guy who cleans the toilets also cooks our meals?"
"I wash my hands! ... Most of the time. You gotta pull your weight on a Cerberus vessel. I pick up what falls between the cracks. ... Heh. 'Between the cracks.'"

Source: Sheperd and Mess Sergeant Gardner